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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."

"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."

"How do you pay a bartender? With bar tender."

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business! Everyone should read it! Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though..."

"Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people."

"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."

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"Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions."

"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."