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Joke of the Day
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."
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"What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump* 1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH"
"i'm every guy who says he's taking a twitter break for mental health reasons and then returns 6 hours later"
"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."
"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"
"The little old woman who lived in a shoe... ...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached."
"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"
"What did Courtney Love say to Kurt Kobain after finding out he cheated on her? *""I'll give you one more shot""*"
"You know what West Virginians say about dating, don't you? The closer the kin, the better the skin."
"I'm going to create a social network called ""Selfies And Drama"" also known as ""S.A.D."" @MaleHonesty86"