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Joke of the Day

"Drug dealer I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I'm not sure what they're laced with...but I've been tripping all day!"

"You never really forget how to misquote sayings. It's like buying a bicycle"

"So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans. No homo."

"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"

"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."

"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"

"American Top Gear"