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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."

"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"

"Goodnight sweet prince"

"What did the call of duty player say to his girlfriend about gaining weight? EX SO FAT"

"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."

"This BMI chart is telling me I'm too short. What should I do? Should I eat more?"

"What do gay horses eat? HAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other: You man the guns, I'll drive."

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"