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Joke of the Day
"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
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"a baby seal walks into a club.."
"What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a."
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""
"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"My girlfriend pegged me for the first time last night. The sex was great, but I don't know why she insisted on wearing an eye patch."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"
"A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""