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Joke of the Day

"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."

"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."

"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."

"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""

"Her: Let's go see 50 Shades of Grey Me: Tonight? Her: Yes [After the movie] Her: OMG that was so hot! Me: Mom, please just stop talking"

"What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?"

"I remember my first time at a mic. ""Cleanup on aisle 5"" & ""Price check-Advil"" were two early bits that really seemed to resonate with folks."

"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"