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Joke of the Day
"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."
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"Irony is when you see someone circle around the parking lot 5 times to get the spot closest to the gym"
"Why don't boxers have sex before a fight? They don't fancy each other."
"What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job."
"Villain: We meet again, Mr. Bond Bond: You don't remember my 1st name do you Villain: Sure I do. It's uh.. Bond: C'mon this is our 3rd fight"
"You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !"
"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""
"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"*discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for ""wing fingers"" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*"