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Joke of the Day

"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"

"Finally watched an episode of America's Got Talent and I disagree."

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"

"Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull"

"me: i'm really glad we met, i feel like I can completely be myself around u. u had me at hello kidnapper: pls stop talking"

"When I was a child someone shot me with a flare gun and I've been absolutely fabulous ever since"

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."

"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."

"Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who's knees don't bend."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus Because it wasn't born yesterday"