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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General"
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"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"A black hole was telling me a story... It sucked me right in."
"It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job."
"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."
"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."
"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
"My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson."
"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"