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Joke of the Day
"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
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"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."
"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped."
"How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy)."
"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."