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Joke of the Day
"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."
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"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."
"ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free."
"""Nice to meet you,"" she said, meeting me for the third time"
"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."
"Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space."
"Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone."
"""That's what she said"" jokes will always be funny, but... I've only heard a couple of attempts at ""That's what he said"" jokes. Let's see what you got."
"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"