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Joke of the Day

"Willie Nelson's braids sold at auction for $37,000. The winning bidder can't wait to smoke them."

"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"

"My dad's visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes."

"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."

"no soap, radio."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."

"I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist."

"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy."

"""Keep busy, you should."" Yoda said. ""Make your Dagobah faster, it will."""