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Joke of the Day

"My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes. He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes."

"I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once."

"Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!"

"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it"

"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"

"My 8 told me he likes Skillrex because it sounds like what Transformers would sound like if they quit saving the world and formed a band."

"What is the pirate's favourite letter? C"

"Hey Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."