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Joke of the Day
"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
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"My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said, Sounds more like an ellipsis..."
"You enter. ""I've been expecting you,"" I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins."
"I believe in a woman's right to choose, except when it comes to picking what movie we should watch tonight."
"Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it"
"My facial tattoo is going to look so cool when I'm working as a janitor for McDonalds."
"So glad guys with twirly mustaches don't tie up girls to railroad tracks anymore."
"Rattlesnakes and condoms Two things I don't fuck with"
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."
"What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst."