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Joke of the Day
"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."
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"Go fuck yourself. It only takes a few minutes and it feels really good."
"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."
"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"
"Average Guy: [writes her a song] Girl: ""Yeah, whatever."" Hot Guy: ""Sup."" Girl: ""Oh my god, you're so creative!"""
"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."
"I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!"
"""Q. Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ? A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."""
"Yo Mama So Ugly... Bill Cosby needed to drug himself to fuck her"
"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."