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Joke of the Day

"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."

"Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy"

"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."

"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."

"Your check a$$hole light is on."

"My wife ran off with my best friend... Man! I'm going to miss him...."

"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."

"What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water? You can afford four fjord forders' fords."

"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."

"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."