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Joke of the Day

"Average Guy: [writes her a song] Girl: ""Yeah, whatever."" Hot Guy: ""Sup."" Girl: ""Oh my god, you're so creative!"""

"Facebook: Hate people you've met. Twitter: Love people you haven't."

"What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? Their baubles are just for decoration."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making Head-Lines!"

"How does the Black Knight sneeze? ""Have-at-choo!"""

"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"

"Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find."

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."

"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""