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Joke of the Day

"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."

"when I see a Facebook relationship status 'it's complicated' I imagine love through wormholes over tens of thousands of years, alien biology"

"People who carry their dogs around, You know they can walk, right? Theyre real good at it. It's like one of the top known things about dogs"

"A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded. I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK."

"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"

"Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters? To hunt for their food."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"

"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"