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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she'll let it go!"
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"It's sad that they drain power from so many horses to make car engines run."
"Why are beans named after Jews in Spanish. Because they are healthy and good for you."
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."
"If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone"
"Bunch of good one-liners"
"What does a woman's A**hole do when she has an orgasm? He's at home watching the kids"
"A clairvoyant, palm-reading midget escaped from prison last night. You shoulda seen the headline in this morning's paper..... ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"What is a robots favorite sex position? 1000101"
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""