198078
Joke of the Day
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
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"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."
"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"
"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"
"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower? Shredded tweet."
"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"