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Joke of the Day

"Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?"

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"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."
"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."
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"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
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"I wonder who coined the term money."
"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"