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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies? I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini."

"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"

"He asked why I put my stick figures on my dash, not the bumper. I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives."

"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives."

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"

"I would be a terrible stalker because A) not motivated enough 7) you would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you."