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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!"

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"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
"Candy is like virginity It's easy to take from a child"
"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"
"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."
"What is the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."
"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."
"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""