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Joke of the Day

"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."

"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"Did you hear about the gangster panda? It eats shoots and leaves."

"Chilly Did you know that you can freeze a human to -273.15 C and he'd be 0K"