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Joke of the Day
"When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees? In the Ark-hives."
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"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."
"What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles"
"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."
"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because she's only useful for getting coffee."
"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"
"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."
"As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say ""please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"""
"The man who created knock knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize."
"If alphabets were neo-feminists... x - ""Did you just assume my number"""