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Joke of the Day

"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"

"Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet."

"And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa"

"I have an original joke. Just kidding. I couldn't find one to repost."

"i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so"

"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"