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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."

"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"

"These pants fit like a cheap hotel... No ballroom."

"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."

"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."

"I hope my search for my lost heroin... isn't in vein."

"Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to ""Hey Arnold"""

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put in the wrong socks this morning."