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Joke of the Day

"I don't like 2k+1. He's so odd."

"I can move things with my mind. Like, my arms."

"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."

"Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"

"Is it just a coincidence that you turn purple when you choke? skol"

"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."