199411

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!"

"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer out of her pocket... She sees it and says, ""Oh dammit, some asshole took my pen."""

"I am a waiter in need of false teeth. Do I need to look for a new job? I don't think indentured servants are legal any more."

"Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer..... Stationary. Credit: u/Breeze_In_ The _ Trees"

"How is there not an STD Clinic called, ""Clap on Clap off""?"

"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"

"Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night."

"I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. "

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"A man was arrested for masturbating on a plane. The charge was highjacking, but he got off."