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Joke of the Day

"Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face."

"Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down."

"Two flies are on a piece of shit... One fly rips a fart & the other says ""HEY... I'M EATING HERE"""

"Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold... But that can't be true because he said the Heat is On."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"I have been talking to this beautiful woman online for a while... And today I finally got to meet him"

"When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !"

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person."

"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."