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Joke of the Day
"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."
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"What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head? There she blows!!!"
"Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!"
"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""
"What did the trans-gender, pan-sexual, gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre? Shrek your privilege!"
"With the 1st overall pick in the Whose Line is it Anyway fantasy tennis draft Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Djokovic?"
"""I didn't see you in church last Sunday Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead."" ""That's not true vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"""
"I saw a woman with no arms today... ...she was statuesque."
"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."
"What do call a white guy in a burning building? Fire cracker"