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Joke of the Day

"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"

"July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not."

"I really wanted to make a Zelda joke But there is no Links allowed."

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."

"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."

"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."

"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I'm so torn on circumcision. I mean, you're either foreskin or against it."

"Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs."

"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"