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Joke of the Day
"What does a paint brush eat for dinner? Bristoles!"
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"Knock Knock... Who's there? Dim Sum Dim Sum who? [Spoiler](/s ""Dim Sum big titties"")"
"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."
"Where did Stephen Hawking find his wife The vegetable isle"
"How do you turn tap water into holy water? You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har."
"Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me ""The defendant"" for a full day."
"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"
"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
"What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to? Prostate"