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Joke of the Day
"A police officer walks into a bar. He shoots it and claims self defense."
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"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."
"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."
"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder."
"You know what makes my blood boil? Temperatures above 100 degrees celsius."
"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I like big buts. I can not lie."
"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander? (X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle"
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."