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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
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"Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head."
"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."
"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."
"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."
"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"
"My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible."
"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."