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Joke of the Day

"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."

"STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I said STOP RUNNING! STOP RUNN.. YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""

"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."

"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."

"Dear Architect, surely this bald spot on my head is a glitch in the matrix?"

"What's a Native's 2 favourite colours? Blue and Blue Light."

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"I'm fresh out of hopes and dreams. Can I interest you in despair and disappointments?"

"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie."