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"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"
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"Jewish mothers How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? *Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!"
"Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning... ...he was just being positive."
"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."
"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"
"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."
"I guess I am not so smart! cuz i cannot *make-up* my mind!!"
"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
"How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'"