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Joke of the Day

"""I mean if you do the math the most weight I can really gain from the pound of pumpkin pie I ate tonight is only one pound"" I thought fatly."

"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Bourgeoisie ME: Really? W o w JUDGE: *annoyed* Sir, the word is Bourgeoisie ME:*clears throat* Eff - U - See - Kay - U"

"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"

"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."

"Have you heard about the midget Klan member? He was a little racist."

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"

"China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out... not too many fuckin' Mexicans in China, are there?"