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Joke of the Day
"I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day... Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't"
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"I can tell within seconds of meeting someone if they'd be annoying on a group email."
"I used to be addicted to playing with Play-Doh But now I'm reformed"
"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"
"A midget was escaping prison... A midget was escaping prison. I watched him as he climbed over the fence. On the way down he smirked at me. I thought to myself, ""well that's a little condescending""."
"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"