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Joke of the Day

"In the spirit of mother's day Roses are Red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your moms facebook will do"

"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack"

"[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*"

"I hate when people ask where I think I'll be in five years I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? An ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"

"Our dishwasher works exceedingly well, as long as you only put clean dishes in it."

"The older I get, the better I was."

"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."

"The orgy I hosted last night was a real letdown. Nobody came."