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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."

"What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !"

"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."

"Wanna hear a good joke? Woman's rights"

"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."

"My friend once said, ""If I wasn't making cocktails, I'd be a criminal."" Now he's behind bars."

"This fly I just killed in my apartment is more talented than every celebrity that tweets on this fucking site."

"How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb? [removed]"

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."