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Joke of the Day
"I can tell within seconds of meeting someone if they'd be annoying on a group email."
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"How do you think the unthinkable? With an Ithberg"
"One big plot hole in X-Men is that Wolverine is over 100 yrs old but there's never been a point in history when that was a hairstyle."
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is good, but the atmosphere is terrible."
"I made a belt from all of my old watches last night It was such a waist of time"
"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."
"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon? ""Can someone get me some dry socks?"""
"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"