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Joke of the Day
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
Next Joke
"If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity? It never lets me down!"
"[Me]: What's a snowman's favorite drink? [Bartender]: idk [Me]: Brrrr-bon lol [Bartender]: ... [Me]: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real"
"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"A person dies every 3 seconds. How can a person die that many times?"
"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"
"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Condoms."