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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"
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"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."
"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."
"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"
"A motorist runs over a woman. Who's to blame? The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)"
"What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater."
"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."
"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
"The poster for a Homeless shelter's charity orchestra night reads... Come on down to the shelter and blow some Oboes!"
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator"