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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"
"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""
"I tried to make belt out of watches... ...but it was just a waist of time."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."
"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."
"When Germans combine words, we get things like ""flutter mouse"" and ""river horse."" When the English do it, we get ""jorts."""
"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."