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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food? Omelette you finish."

"guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!"

"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"what do you say to a puking prostitute? Heave-ho!"

"I figured out a way to chop onions without crying... The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"

"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender looks at him and says: ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"""