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Joke of the Day

"If you're looking for something fun and exciting to do, why not try anti-gravity? It never lets me down!"

"Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!"

"If school isn't the place to sleep, then home isn't the place to study."

"I'm too young to be too old for everything."

"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."

"R/News that about covers it"

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears? With a ""Cry-key!"""