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Joke of the Day

"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""

"How did Jesus get so ripped? 39 lashes."

"The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate."

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"Why do so many Jews enjoy smoking? The ashes reminds them of their parents."

"I don't care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I'll give it back for Christmas."

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"There are a bunch of people shouting ""No Reds or Yellows!"" outside my gym I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic"

"This is how bad immigration is getting. I walked into my local corner shop wondering if I could pay by my card and all I said was ""Visa?"" The fucking twat ran off!"