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Joke of the Day
"I don't always tell Harambe jokes but I'll take a shot at it."
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"My boss asked me why I'm late, apparently answering ""because your wife wouldn't let me get out of bed"" just gets you sent to HR."
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
"what do you call chess players bragging in a hotel lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"
"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards."
"Working at the office the other day and a lady came up to me and asked for a hole punch, didn't know she knew about my signature move."
"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"
"My wife keeps on calling me ""gullible"" and ""financially irresponsible"". So I beat her until she bleed to much then put her back in the closet until dinner."
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"