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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards."

"Why are the corners the warmest part of every house? Because they're 90 degrees!"

"*sir mix a lot voice* i like big butts and i'm sad inside"

"what do you call a french kebab? a body bag."

"Confucius say . . . . Man who wrong on elevator, wrong on many levels."

"I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck... So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance."

"That's offensive -- Pikachu is his slave name."

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction"

"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"