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Joke of the Day
"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
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"When someone says ""excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable"", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time."
"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."
"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."
"So I was driving down the street when I saw a couple guys trying to take an old lady's purse. I ran her over to help We got it off her eventually"
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"
"I work in retail, a married man made me laugh Me: Hi sir, can I help you? Him: Nah I'm just looking for my wife Me: Oh sorry, we don't sell wives here Him: Good! Else you'd get a lot of returns!"
"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
"The first 2 slices of pizza cure depression and the last 14 bring it right back."
"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"