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"iPhone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. Your choice"
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"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."
"If we are what we eat... ...children in Africa don't exist."
"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."
"What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly."
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"A man walks into a therapist's office, looking for closure..."
"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."
"Why can't Albert Einstein drive? Because he never learned."
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."