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Joke of the Day

"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"

"JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded."

"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."

"If 50 cent went broke what would he still have? lotta bills.."

"What do you call a young male cow? Cowboy"

"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""

"Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was? Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD"

"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."