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Joke of the Day

"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."

"How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet."

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"

"(Not a joke) Can have some flairs for the type of joke? So we'll know which jokes are One-liners,short,long,punny,and anti-humor"

"I said this to my girlfriend today, she wasn't impressed Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm shit at poems, Now show me your tits."

"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""

"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"