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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like this joke. Overused and overrated."
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"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"
"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
"How do you know if an Asian has been to your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little twat is still trying to back out of your driveway."
"I always hate going to my Rastafarian friends house its dreadful"
"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
"What's the difference between a hoedown and a hootenanny? One's when your prostitute falls on the floor, and the other is when your babbysitter is making owl sounds."
"Know how to get a lot of head? Give Michael J. Fox a pitcher of beer"